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Why did the owl cancel his date when he saw it was raining?

It was too wet to woo

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1. Yo mama so fat, someone's chin is always on the ground when she's present (usually her own bottom chin).

2. What's the difference between a toddler and a half pound bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a half pound of cocaine fall out of a 53rd floor window.

3. I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

4. What do you call when an orphan gets kidnapped

a surprise adoption

5. WatF

Why there are so many posts with 'I am 22f'.. Are other age people (men/women) not suffering?

6. I told my cat I was going to teach me English

He looked at me and said "Me? How?"

7. Why did the robber get caught at bank counter while counting the huge pile of currency looted ?

Because the sign board said "count the cash before you leave the counter "

8. Yo mama so fat...

She can fit 2 football fields inside her asshole

9. Yo Mama so Glass

When I beat her with a hammer 47 times, she shattered!!!😂😂😂

10. Yo mama’s so fat…

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